From the monthly archives:

June 2005

Meanwhile, back in Brooklyn

June 25, 2005

mermaid parade day. i’m not going. it’s too hot and i haven’t been properly motivated.
i am at tom’s. gus the owner just came over to say hello. my absolute fave place to be on a 90-degree saturday. it’s always 1936 in this place from the dark floral (brown and forest green) [...]

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My Trip to the Dentist, by Tom T

June 24, 2005

Fridays are half-days at O2 during the summer, everyone gets to split at 1 PM. The rest of the week, I roll in at noon – 2 hours after everyone else – and roll on out at six. Giving me a six-hour day was my boss’s way of compensating me for the fact that I [...]

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i stole an umbrella

June 18, 2005

i drunkenly shoplifted an umbrella from a deli last night. i have no idea why i did that. it wasn’t even raining.

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A Day at the Races

June 13, 2005

it’s been one of those days where i just can’t get comfortable. The heat and humidity outside is sticky and gross, and the AC pumping in my apt. just feels fake and annoying. Plus, it reminds me how much money I’m spending trying to make myself comfortable, and it makes me more annoyed [...]

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Weekend #2090

June 6, 2005

So yes, I went to the big Annie Sprinkle book release party at the Museum of Sex last night. I was worried about being late to meet blowdryer, but she got the address wrong and I ended up waiting outside for her for ten minutes. There was lots of to-do at the door, getting [...]

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